Sally & The Hair Knight

Once upon a time in a far away land, there lived an American blond girl.  Now this blond girl we will call, Bell, uh just kidding...ummm we will call her Sally. Sall was enjoying a beautiful Saturday.  As she was enjoying her day, her American friend called to say that she was going to get a hair cut at a salon.  The salon was owned by her friend's brother who lived in the kingdom and contrary to rumors or evil scissor dragons and perm wizards in these salons, she thought this one would be safe.  So for moral support and in case there were scissor dragons Sally agreed to accompany her friend to the salon.  

To see two foreigners in the kingdom and going to a hair salon must not happen often in this land because it got the attention of all the people in the hair salon.  As my friend sat down and was clothed with a purple cape, Sally sat to the side, enjoying the show with camera in hand.  Everything seemed to be going well and was going to prove to be just another sunny day in the kingdom.  After a few minutes one of the hair knights began to ask Sally if she would like a hair cut.  Camera and sword (purse) in hand Sally flatly declined, but the hair knight persisted and it was almost as if he'd put a spell on Sally.  After a few moments of Asian arguing, the hair knight insisted that he would not cut Sally's blond locks, but that he would simply work his magic on her hair to turn her head into beautiful golden curls.  We'll call this using a curling iron.  So Sally now completely under his spell agreed that no harm could be done and sat down in her chair, clothed in a purple cape, next to her friend.  Her hair wizard brushed out her hair and quickly stated, "Why this haircut you have...it's horrible, who has done this to your hair?"  "Where oh where did you get this done?"  "A faraway land called Thailand," Sally replied.  Before Sally knew what was happening, the hair knight had decided she did in fact need a haircut and he began trimming her golden locks.  Sally's friend was now gone to get her hair shampooed and Sally's sword (purse) had been strategically placed out of her reach.  Sally suddenly discovered her communication skills with the knight were not so good...it must have been the spell.  And within seconds, the first lock was trimmed, it was too late.  

With the "bad haircut" removed and a new one done the knight moved on to working the hair into beautiful curls.  Which he did as he curled small piece after piece after piece of hair.  All the other knights stood around and marveled as they took turns pulling on the golden curls and watching them bounce back into place.  "Well the curls aren't so bad," Sally thought to herself.  But the knight was not done...he insisted on designing a flower of hair on top of Sally's head.  Yes this would be the most beautiful hair design in all of the land.  A flower of hair on top of the fair maiden's head.  So with three leafs not four spiraling down, (four is bad luck here) the blond American Sally was given a mirror to show her the beautiful design of a flower that the knight had given her.  All the other hair knights gathered around holding their breath as Sally nodded in approval of the knight's design. (What the crap was I supposed to do?!!!)

At last Sally and her friend's adventure in this foreign land was coming to an end, but not without a few pictures.  So Sally's friend with her normal and straight haircut and Sally with her flower design and golden curls left the salon knowing they had a traumatizing uh...wonderful day.  Sally got in the taxi leaving the hair salon and watched as all the knight's waved goodbye.   She waited until the taxi rounded the corner and then lived Happy Ever After as she took her hair down and quickly put it in a pony tail. 

Real story, seriously never walk into a salon here and think you are going to get out with out something being done to your hair.  They loved ever second of it and took tones of pictures...which I'm sure are out there somewhere on the net.  Seriously!!!???!!  SERIOUSLY!!??!!! 

The End