There is Another Woman in My House
In light of the past two heavier blog posts I figured I'd write something humorous.
So my husband has another lady, her name is Delores. Yes, Delores! And, I'm not okay with this!! This may come to a shock to some and honestly I wasn't expecting this from Bryan, but nevertheless I came home last night and there she was. I immediately wanted to take her out with the trash but my husband has a heart for her for some reason. He was insistent that we allow her to stay in the house. I don't think it's love or anything maybe just infatuation.. Either way, it's really quite ridiculous!
So this morning when I woke up and headed for the shower, there she was again in OUR bathroom. Oh, the nerve. That was it! I demanded he kick her out of our house. Well we comprised and she's now in the sun-room. I still don't understand it, but apparently my husband has another lady. So....Drum roll please.....for now the small red and black polka-dotted lady bug is staying in our house!
I mean Really?!? What did you really think?! By the way, this is a true story and yes, this Southern girl detests any type of bugs! However, when you are living with someone you are crazy in love with who refuses to kill crickets but simply puts them outdoors some compromises must be made. So for now there's a ladybug living in my house.
Beautiful, had to have a laugh, feet
So my husband has another lady, her name is Delores. Yes, Delores! And, I'm not okay with this!! This may come to a shock to some and honestly I wasn't expecting this from Bryan, but nevertheless I came home last night and there she was. I immediately wanted to take her out with the trash but my husband has a heart for her for some reason. He was insistent that we allow her to stay in the house. I don't think it's love or anything maybe just infatuation.. Either way, it's really quite ridiculous!
So this morning when I woke up and headed for the shower, there she was again in OUR bathroom. Oh, the nerve. That was it! I demanded he kick her out of our house. Well we comprised and she's now in the sun-room. I still don't understand it, but apparently my husband has another lady. So....Drum roll please.....for now the small red and black polka-dotted lady bug is staying in our house!
I mean Really?!? What did you really think?! By the way, this is a true story and yes, this Southern girl detests any type of bugs! However, when you are living with someone you are crazy in love with who refuses to kill crickets but simply puts them outdoors some compromises must be made. So for now there's a ladybug living in my house.
Beautiful, had to have a laugh, feet
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